I don't think brook has ever known best
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Text me some of your sweat
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