So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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