How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize
