yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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