Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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