I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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