I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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