I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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