its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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