shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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