its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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