you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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