He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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