You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm always down for nudity.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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