Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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