ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize
