I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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