Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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