Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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