Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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