Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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