He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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