Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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