Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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