nutella sex= disaster
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
