I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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