I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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