I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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