I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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