You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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