She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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