I smell stomach acid.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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