Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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