Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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