BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
