I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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