Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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