maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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