"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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