Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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