4 words: hood of his car
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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