I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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