Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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