: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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