: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
then he tried to convert me to islam
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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