Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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