Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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