doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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