it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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