I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
this is an emotional support booty call
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Randomize
